Well, the time has finally come. After a very long time (like 17 years) I’m finally going to start driving again.

I’ve booked a double driving lesson with the AA for the week after next (earliest they could do).

I’ve never owned a car, and haven’t driven one since about 1987. Living in London for the past 19 years, I’ve not really needed a car, and parking, insurance etc would have cost a packet anyway.

My main problem now is that I find the prospect of a) driving and b) driving in London to be very scary. Steering a ton of metal going at 30mph near to other people and vehicles just seems a damned dangerous thing to do to me. I know thousands of people do it everyday, and that I’ll probably pick it back up quite quickly but I’m still quite frightened.

The reason that I’m going back on the road is that we’ve sold our flat (subject to contract), and Vic and I fancy doing a bit of a UK tour before and after Glastonbury, and we’ll need a vehicle to do that. We both like the idea of buying a campervan of some description, as we can live in that as well, saving hotel bills without risking a drenching by camping.

What sort of campervan? Well, though it’d be nice to have a 70’s VW Kombi thing they tend to be a bit pricey for a decent one, and they’re generally petrol engined, and we’ve been advised to go for diesel. Vic fancies a Winnebago but they’re a little out of our price range (yes, even the ones on Ebay so we’re more likely to go for something smaller

But I have to learn to drive again first. Fairly quickly too, I guess.

More tickets available here at the time of posting anyway. Good luck anyone who needs them!

Updated at 20:30: All sold out again. Less than 1,000 tickets went on sale.

Something I wrote on Urban75 a few days ago regarding the Glasto ticket fiasco:

I hope that Aloud have to repay any comission they got for every single duplicate ticket which it turns out they haven’t really sold. The sheer number of people reporting cancelled duplicates and cancelled due to insufficient funds makes me wonder whether they really will be able to absorb them all without a resale? The tickets took an hour longer to sell out than last year, and I don’t remember anyone reporting having accidentally ordered 4-5 times last year. “Unprecedented demand” – maybe if they’d had systems that actually responded then people wouldn’t have had to make hundreds of attempts each in order to try to get some life out of the poxy system, which I suspect is the real reason for the much higher demand on the web and phone systems. Same number of people, but no feedback results in repeated attempts. Very poor performance by Aloud, and frankly, I think GFL should refuse to use them again or at least not without a large financial guarantee that this huge foul-up won’t happen again.
It looks like Simon at XRRF has had similar thoughts and the people responsible are trying to make out the whole thing would have been impossible to manage satisfactorily.

Dubversion also did an excellent piss-take on the scabby types trying to sell non-legit tickets on Ebay:

NB. These tickets aren’t actually official and won’t guarantee entry into the Glastonbury Festival but you are welcome to go and see if you can fob them off as the real thing. We reckon they look pretty kosher, right down to the hologram which we made out of a bit of tinfoil and some sticky-backed plastic.

Vic and I have been married for six months now. And it’s all been great fun.

To celebrate we had a weekend away in Brighton, staying at the “Seattle Hotel down by the Marina. We had a good time, some very good meals (at the hotel’s Cafe Paradiso, the Dorset Street Bar and Bella Napoli and enjoyed a clifftop walk back to the Marina from Rottingdean.

The Glasto ticket farce continues. There are still occasionally tickets going on sale at the Aloud.com site, despite a statement on the official Glastonbury web site that no more tickets would be going on sale. WaterAid have been allowed to auction some hospitality tickets on ebay and they’ve gone for suitably silly money.

Messrs Blair and Blunkett continue to push the whole ID card fallacy I’m sure that compulsory ID cards would have prevented almost 200 people dying in Madrid… Oh, they have compulsory ID cards in Spain ? Well, I’m sure the British ones will be much better ?

It’s been another busy week. Vic finished her job on Tuesday, and we celebrated with a very good meal at Chez Manny in Battersea.

On Wednesday we headed over to the cafe at Dulwich Picture Gallery to meet up with Helen who works there. After another excellent (and free) meal, we moved on to The Albert on Coldharbour Lane in Brixton for a few beers. We were joined by Cedric and an evening of drinking ensued. Helen and Ced are coming to Glastonbury as well so we had lots to talk about.

Thursday was spent recovering from the usual hangovers, though we did watch Chopper and Dark Days

Today we ventured up to Rococo on the Kings Road to buy a supply of chocolate for Easter, and then took a long, slow bus trip over to St Paul’s from where we walked over to Borough Market to pick up some more meat and veg.

On Sunday it will be 6 months since Vic and I got married so we’re popping down to Brighton for a weekend at the Seattle Alias Hotel My brother’s coming down to stay while we’re away, but I’m hoping to see him briefly before we head south.

We had to make ourselves scarce early on Saturday morning, as the purchasers of our flat wanted to come around to measure up. We decided to head up to Borough Market because we’ve never actually been while it’s open.

It’s not like a “normal” town market, more of a slightly posh farmers market. We wandered around a bit, eyeing up the produce and stalls, before going around again to make our purchases. We picked up a couple of loaves of bread, some sausages, various vegetables and fungi, cheese, cider and some dry-cured back bacon. We had the bacon for breakfast this morning and it was very good, much tastier than the standard supermarket fare. Lots of customers who looked like they had come straight down from Hampstead in their Barbour jackets, and the prices weren’t really cheap, but as a kind of large deli, it works well.

After we’d finished shopping, we snacked out on Frankfurters with Sauerkraut and Senf, followed by a cup of hot, spiced cider. We drank the cider sitting outside Southwark Cathedral where I was engaged in conversation by a very pleasant Special Brew drinker who regaled us with tales of living on stolen yoghurts and visiting his brother in Redcar.

It looks like we were very lucky to get our Glasto ticket orders through. After the success of the 2 orders on Thursday night, I managed to book another ticket for Vic’s friend Eyi who is currently in Nigeria. Looking the tales on Urban 75, E-Festivals and the BBC News it looks like a lot of people had complete nightmares trying to get tickets, and quite a few regulars weren’t able to get successful orders through, whereas others managed to get up to 5 duplicate orders processed. The whole 113,000 tickets sold out within 24 hours, actually slightly longer than last year, possibly due to the limit of 2 tickets per person, possibly due to the fact that more than 95% attempts to purchase tickets failed. How I managed to get 3 orders through while others were unsuccessful, I don’t really know. Good luck? Using Firefox ? Just plain persistence? Who knows? Glad I got it sorted though, as we had a great time in 2002 and 2003.

I first went to Glastonbury in 1997, when it rained – a lot! That put me off a bit, as I spent the weekend cold and wet, wandering through mud, avoiding the lakes of brown muddy water and generally wearing myself out.

It’s not going to rain this year though, is it?

Yay! Glastonbury 2004 tickets went on sale at 8pm last night.

After 2 hours of trying on the website, I finally got to the order form, submitted it and got confirmation! 10 mnutes later an email arrived to confirm… so we’re going! And also managed to order the tickets for Cedde and Helen, so they’re coming too. Accidentally ordered an extra car ticket and camper ticket but might be able to cancel those.

For those who can’t even get through to the order form, try this link as that seems to go directly there. Good luck if you’re trying. I know that a lot of the people on Urban75 had stayed up all night without success.

Once again I was amazed that the ticket agency really weren’t prepared for the number of people accessing their site and it was inaccessible for most of the evening, not even allowing connections. And the phone lines were much the same, by all accounts. Some people had success calling the international order number for UK tickets, but Radio 1 announced that too, which caused the queues to fill up again. As of about 8am, 60,000 tickets, about half of the total available) had gone.

Not a pleasant experience, sitting there fretting about tickets and constantly hitting the reload button, but it seems to have worked out nicely. I just hope there aren’t too many people out tere who really want tickets who are unable to get them.

Sorry for the downtime yesterday; this was due to me moving the server and then having to wait a couple of hours for the DNS changes to catch up.

The move went pretty smoothly, I whipped the server out of the Netscalibur rack and put it into the Exonetric rack on the next floor down in Telehouse North

I’ve rejigged my MoveableType templates to add some advertising for Exonetric, as a way of thanking them for hosting the server, and I can thoroughly recommend their service (and they’re nice chaps too). They provide colo and “FreeBSD jail services at competitive prices.

After moving the server, we retired to The Southwark Tavern for a joint leaving drinking session for 3 Netscalibur/Claranet people. The whole lower floor was booked out and attendance was very good. I was asked to be “official” photographer, which resulted in the usual collection of pictures of the back of heads, the ceiling and assorted drunken loons .

The survey of the flat was completed yesterday, and (fingers crossed) that all went well, with no great surprises. Things are moving along nicely.

Off to lunch now with a couple of other ex-Netscallies.

Another quiet week. I had a wander around Brixton in the rain last Wednesday followed by a few beers with some ex-Netscallies at The Market Porter by London Bridge. Everyone seems to be doing very well, which is as it should be.

The flat sale seems to be moving along, no date for the survey yet, but they’ve got a couple more days.

Vic and I have been watching a few films:-

* Spellbound – very good, low budget documentary about the US National Spelling Bee
* Goodbye Lenin – German comedy (!) about a family and the fall of the Berlin Wall
* Underworld – pretty poor vampires vs werewolves shooty flick, made only just bearable by Kate Beckinsale wearing a rubber catsuit throughout.
* Love Actually – chintzy Brit Rom-Com thing. Not as bad as I’d feared.
* In The Cut – Meg Ryan thriller which is surprisingly sexually explicit in places.

The server that this site is hosted on will probably be moving later in the week. Shouldn’t cause more than a few hours of downtime while all the DNS re-aligns.
It’ll be moving to a new uk colo service run by a former colleague of mine. (Very reasonable rates etc etc).